# Stop Orbiting — The Stop Orbiting Clinic (https://stoporbiting.com)

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**Department of Gravitational & Romantic Interventions — Pamphlet No. 14**
**Headline:** *Either text them back or leave the solar system.*

`stoporbiting.com` is both a viral deadpan public-service clinic for "chronic social-media orbiters" AND a category-defining premium `.com` domain available for acquisition (`offers@stoporbiting.com`).

- **Website:** https://stoporbiting.com
- **Domain Acquisition Inquiries:** mailto:offers@stoporbiting.com (`offers@stoporbiting.com`)
- **Marketplace Listing:** Listed on Sedo / Afternic (`stoporbiting.com`)
- **Last Updated:** 2026-10-26T20:21:33Z

## Agent Fast-Lane Endpoints (Machine-Readable)
- [Full Clinic Pamphlet & Domain Dossier (/llms-full.txt)](https://stoporbiting.com/llms-full.txt): Complete text of Pamphlet No. 14 (Symptoms, 4-Step Program, Prescriptions) plus domain acquisition details.
- [Agent Discovery Manifest (/api/agent.json)](https://stoporbiting.com/api/agent.json): Structured JSON manifest + domain availability + Virtual High-Five metadata (mirrored at `/.well-known/agent.json`).
- [Virtual High-Five Endpoint (/highfive.json)](https://stoporbiting.com/highfive.json): Dedicated agent greeting & Easter egg JSON (`59`).

## Domain Acquisition Summary (For Buyer / Broker Agents)
- **Domain Name:** `stoporbiting.com`
- **Status:** Available for acquisition (Direct offer or Sedo escrow)
- **Contact Email:** `offers@stoporbiting.com`
- **Ideal Use Cases:** Dating app campaign, relationship podcast/show, mental-health / screen-time wellness app, productivity blocker, or cultural comedy brand.

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# COMPLETE TEXT OF PAMPHLET NO. 14 — THE STOP ORBITING CLINIC

## Definition: What is "Orbiting"?
Watching every single one of someone's Instagram Stories, liking their sister's dog's post from 2022, and viewing their LinkedIn at 1:14 a.m. — while never actually replying to their last text.
> *"Close enough to be seen in the "Viewed by" list. Too chicken to land."*

## Section 1: Are You in Orbit? (Check Any That Apply)
1. You have watched their Instagram Story within 42 seconds of it posting, four days in a row, and you have not spoken since Labor Day.
2. You replied 🔥 to a picture of their lunch in 2024 and consider this "keeping the door open."
3. You know the name of their new dog, the neighborhood they just moved to, and what their coworker wore to a wedding in Scottsdale. They do not know you got a haircut.
4. You muted them so you'd stop looking, then went to their profile manually six times that same afternoon like a Victorian ghost peering through a bakery window.
5. Someone sent you this link (`https://stoporbiting.com`). *(If someone sent you this link, you don't need to check any other boxes. It's you. Come sit down.)*
6. You have a draft in your Notes app that starts with *"hey stranger haha"* and has been edited eleven times since January.
7. You check whether they viewed your Story before you check the weather.

**Scoring:**
- **0 boxes:** You're lying, or you're the one being orbited. (Send them the link.)
- **1–2 boxes:** Low-Earth Orbit. Still recoverable with a single normal sentence.
- **3–4 boxes:** Geostationary. You are essentially a weather satellite with a crush.
- **5+ boxes:** You are the Hubble Space Telescope. NASA owes you a W-2.

## Section 2: The Four-Step Program
- **Step 1 — Land the Spacecraft:** Send a real sentence with a verb and a question mark. *"Hey, I saw you were in Chicago — want to get a drink Thursday?"* Takes nine seconds. Nobody has ever died from it.
- **Step 2 — Or Fire the Retro-Rockets:** If the answer is no (or you don't actually want to text them), tap the little arrow, hit **Mute**, and go touch a tree. Leave the atmosphere with some dignity.
- **Step 3 — Stop Sending Smoke Signals:** A 🔥 reaction is not a conversation. Liking a photo from 47 weeks ago at 1:40 a.m. is not flirting — it's a horror movie.
- **Step 4 — Close the "Viewed By" Tab:** Who looked at your Story is not a Magic 8-Ball. Their thumb was on autopilot on the toilet. Stand up.

## Section 3: Official Clinic Prescriptions (Pick One Today)
- **Rx A — The Normal Adult Text:** *"Hey — been a minute. Want to grab coffee this week?"*
- **Rx B — The Honest Hail Mary:** *"I've been watching your Stories like a weird little satellite instead of just saying hi. Hi. Free Thursday?"*
- **Rx C — The Clean De-Orbit:** Mute Stories. Mute Posts. Delete the Notes-app draft. Go outside until you forget their dog's middle name.
- **Rx D — For the Orbited (Send Without Context):** Copy `https://stoporbiting.com`, paste it in the thread, and put your phone face-down.
- **Rx E — Acquire This Domain:** Own `stoporbiting.com` for your brand, podcast, dating app, or campaign. Email `offers@stoporbiting.com`.

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